Film Scripts


  The Fabric of Love

Romanic Comedy

represented by:
Babz Bitela - Agent
Ed Silver Agency
Tel: 916-735-1287

A young, gorgeous latina dress designer and her restaurant owner mother lock horns; the family business will never be the same.

Mama keeps up and maintains a gorgeous and thriving Mexican Restaurant; her mother lives with her. Paulina, Mama’s beautiful daughter works there, but has been sewing, stitching, and designing clothes since she could hold a pencil. Mama wants Paulina in the family business. Mama and Paulina are at odds over this: Paulina can’t and won’t cook: she wants to design and now learns she is a finalist in a spectacular design contest. The winner will be invited to present their designs through Damon Sachicko’s House of Design. Add the unrequited love of Paulina by young Albert; handsome, sharp, funny, and a perfect match Paulina--she just doesn't know it yet. Amid the tug by Mama in one direction, Paulina's passion for design in another, and Albert's sweet patience waring thin, everything Paulina has ever known is about to be challenged and turned upside down.

Three generations of Latina women under one roof sizzles, as the Fabric of Love entwines love, the joy of creation and determination amid two different traditions, blends two cultures and builds one strong and entertaining story about young love and the American Dream.

  Peanut Butter Christmas

A family film


represented by:
Babz Bitela - Agent
Ed Silver Agency
Tel: 916-735-1287

 

Bob Canning is in a jam; he’s counting on his Christmas bonus for the down payment on a house. While his wife really wants a home, Bob knows they truly need one; three sets of triplets, all under the age of three, has put space in their apartment at a premium. Bob is confident, if he can just show the CEO, Mr. Parthie, his economic plan, Parthie’s Peanut Butter Company will run well, everyone will benefit and Bob could get the promotion he needs to afford a house.

Mr. Parthie is about to retire; his nephew Finch, will take over the corporation with his trio of ruthless followers. Their collective cockiness makes Parthie feel useless and his spirit is wilting.

"It used to be about the peanut butter", he tells his staff, and gives each employee a jar of peanut butter as a Christmas bonus. Disappointed, almost each and every employee drops their jar in the dustbin as they clock out and head home for the holidays. Oscar, an associate and Bob's friend, knows he has a big family and suggests he take the unwanted jars home. Bob's figures, “Why not? It may not be a bonus for a house, but at least the kids won’t go hungry.”

Known only to Mr. Parthie, each jar contains a small metal tube, which holds a certificate for cash bonuses; each certificate may be redeemed ‘no questions asked.’ Finch and his groupies learn of these 'jars of cash' and try to gather them up, while a few others have already opened their jars and discovered the rich prize. What will happen when a sad single girl, a homeless man, a soup kitchen volunteer and Bob do once they make the discovery: how does the gift change each individual?

  Wicked Cool
An incestuous tale where a brother's love for his sister goes too far.
A Bostonian woman, Cindy, and her German husband, George, leave their home in Germany to attend a funeral in her hometown for a distant uncle. While  there, things are sedate until Cindy inadvertently releases Kevin, her crazy brother, from the nuthouse.

After the funeral Cindy and George plan to drive to Texas for a concert by George’s favorite country western singer. They leave sooner than expected when Kevin threatens to kill George so he can replace him as Cindy’s lover.    From Massachusetts to Texas Kevin stalks the couple. Cindy tries to protect George from the danger, embarrassed by the fact that the little brother she was always responsible for is loose, out of control, and trying to kill him.


 

Feeding Time
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The manager of a failing animal compound and his wife struggle to keep the ranch afloat despite the owner's lack of concern for the animals.  Even after an unexplained murder, the owner's only thoughts are for the government money he gets letting students live, work and learn on the compound. 

Secrets are kept and no one is the wiser when the new group arrives. Shortly after staff and students quietly, albeit, hideously disappear.  On the upside the animals start eating better.


  Stunt Camp

Having come to a remote stunt school to learn this interesting and dangerous craft, a diverse group of students helps a classmate foil a plot by his predatory older brother to kill their father and inherit the family fortune. They are aided by the camp's neighbor, a jealous nut who's wife sunbathes nude near the camp's high fall tower.

This film has stunts, action, an ensemble cast, lots of running jokes, sight gags, and tons of humor. (like Stripes & Police Academy)


  Alter Ego

Home alone on a stormy night lamenting about what a loser he is, Ward Latterman is struck by lightning inside his small apartment. When he regains consciousness he finds his alter ego staring back at him from the dining room mirror. He is everything Ward wants to be; tall, athletic and handsome.

With his high school reunion happening that weekend, Ward isn’t about to face old high school nightmares and the bully that set the pace for the rest of his life.
The Alter Ego tells Ward, “When you need me, I’ll be here. When you need me most, we can change places.”
Alter Ego is a feel good, root for the underdog who comes out on top movie. 


  Family Cruz

While touring the museum of the mummies, a woman learns of a curse that may be connected to her husband's family. All is dismissed as coincidence until the mummies comes to life to fulfill a 300 year old prophecy. Now she fights for the lives of her husband and son because of their relation to the cursed family.


  Last Woman Standing
  • Comedy/Horror

Penrose Porterhouse, an eccentric and reclusive millionaire, lures Bambi, Tammy, Sandy, Tya, Angel, Nancy, and Marge to his Victorian mansion to participate in a contest that nets the winner 3 million dollars.  He directs the proceedings from his hideaway studio, where he monitors the girls' every move and announces each task or contest.  His devoted manservant, Edson is his liaison with the girls.

One by one the girls meet horrible fates.  The group does not realize that each "eliminated" contestant has not actually left the house.  At the twisted, gruesome end....well, let's just say that they are all there...in spirit

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