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wayne@bauerfilms.com
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Film Scripts
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The Fabric of Love
Romanic Comedy
A young, gorgeous latina dress
designer and her restaurant owner mother lock horns; the family business
will never be the same.Mama keeps
up and maintains a gorgeous and thriving Mexican Restaurant; her mother
lives with her. Paulina, Mama’s beautiful daughter works there, but has
been sewing, stitching, and designing clothes since she could hold a
pencil. Mama wants Paulina in the family business. Mama and Paulina are
at odds over this: Paulina can’t and won’t cook: she wants to design and
now learns she is a finalist in a spectacular design contest. The winner
will be invited to present their designs through Damon Sachicko’s House
of Design. Add the unrequited love of Paulina by young Albert; handsome,
sharp, funny, and a perfect match Paulina--she just doesn't know it yet.
Amid the tug by Mama in one direction, Paulina's passion for design in
another, and Albert's sweet patience waring thin, everything Paulina has
ever known is about to be challenged and turned upside down.
Three generations of Latina women under
one roof sizzles, as the Fabric of Love entwines love, the joy of
creation and determination amid two different traditions, blends two
cultures and builds one strong and entertaining story about young love
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Peanut Butter Christmas
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family film
"Peanut Butter Christmas" is similar
to classics such as “It’s a Wonderful Life” and centers on a father of
nine kids named Bob Canning who’s struggling to make ends meet as an
executive of a peanut butter company.
The story opens on Christmas Eve when Bob
learns that, due to a strange zoning law, he and his wife must vacate
their home by New Year’s. Meanwhile, at work, Bob is competing for a
promotion with the owner’s nephew Finch, whose loyal cronies constantly
undermine him. But when the owner gives each of his employees a jar of
peanut butter rather than cash for their Christmas bonus, everyone
either throws, or gives it away. Except, that is, for Bob, who keeps his
jar and retrieves the discarded ones as well, figuring they could be
used to feed his family. But when it’s discovered that the unusual
bonuses were just a loyalty test and certificates for cash are hidden in
the jars, Finch and his friends must race all over town for their jars
of peanut butter…while Bob and his family just might get the best
Christmas surprise ever.
“Peanut Butter Christmas” is a
touching and funny story that will appeal to a wide audience. |
Wicked Cool
An incestuous tale where a
brother's love for his sister goes too far.
A Bostonian woman, Cindy, and her
German husband, George, leave their home in Germany to attend a funeral
in her hometown for a distant uncle. While there, things are
sedate until Cindy inadvertently releases Kevin, her crazy brother, from
the nuthouse.
After the funeral Cindy and
George plan to drive to Texas for a concert by George’s favorite country
western singer. They leave sooner than expected when Kevin threatens to
kill George so he can replace him as Cindy’s lover.
From Massachusetts to Texas Kevin stalks the couple. Cindy tries to
protect George from the danger, embarrassed by the fact that the little
brother she was always responsible for is loose, out of control, and
trying to kill him. |
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Terror in Tick Canyon
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The manager of a failing animal compound and his wife struggle to keep
the ranch afloat despite the owner's lack of concern for the animals.
Even after an unexplained murder, the owner's only thoughts are for the
government money he gets letting students live, work and learn on the
compound.
Secrets are kept and no one is
the wiser when the new group arrives. Shortly after staff and students
quietly, albeit, hideously disappear. On the upside the animals
start eating better.
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 Stunt Camp
Having
come to a remote stunt school to learn this interesting and dangerous
craft, a diverse group of students helps a classmate foil a plot by his
predatory older brother to kill their father and inherit the family
fortune. They are aided by the camp's neighbor, a jealous nut who's wife
sunbathes nude near the camp's high fall tower.
This film has stunts, action,
an ensemble cast, lots of running jokes, sight gags, and tons of humor.
(like Stripes & Police Academy) |
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Alter Ego
Home alone on a stormy night lamenting about
what a loser he is, Ward Latterman is struck by lightning inside his
small apartment. When he regains consciousness he finds his alter ego
staring back at him from the dining room mirror. He is everything Ward
wants to be; tall, athletic and handsome.
With his high school reunion
happening that weekend, Ward isn’t about to face old high school
nightmares and the bully that set the pace for the rest of his life.
The Alter Ego tells Ward, “When you need me, I’ll be here. When you need
me most, we can change places.”
Alter Ego is a feel good, root for
the underdog who comes out on top movie.
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Family Cruz
While
touring the museum of the mummies, a woman learns of a curse that may be
connected to her husband's family. All is dismissed as coincidence until
the mummies comes to life to fulfill a 300 year old prophecy. Now she
fights for the lives of her husband and son because of their relation to
the cursed family.
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 Naked
Women in a Haunted House
Penrose Porterhouse, an eccentric and reclusive millionaire,
lures Bambi, Tammy, Sandy, Tya, Angel, Nancy, and Marge to his
Victorian mansion to participate in a contest that nets the
winner 3 million dollars. He directs the proceedings from his
hideaway studio, where he monitors the girls' every move and
announces each task or contest. His devoted manservant, Edson
is his liaison with the girls.
One by one the girls meet horrible fates. The group does not
realize that each "eliminated" contestant has not actually left
the house. At the twisted, gruesome end....well, let's just say
that they are all there...in spirit
www.nakedwomeninahauntedhouse.com |
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